Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Quotes

Today I asked my husband the following question:

"Did you just fart Shave and a Haircut?"


He admits nothing.

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Just heard from The Husband as he went upstairs:

"If someone has just peed in my bag, I'm going to be upset!"

(*I* have been on the couch the whole time. Wasn't me.)

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Conversation:

Him: You're just a fragile flower of femininity, aren't you?

Me: And you're a delicate mushroom of masculinity.

Him: I'm a MAGIC Mushroom of masculinity, thank you!

1 comment:

whall said...

I'd go for "muscular mushroom of manly masculinity" and not one Y chromosome less.