Yes, I'm been -- at least on my scale -- pretty quiet around here lately. It's a combination of trying to spend more time writing, things I can't talk about, things there's no point in talking about, and things I'm bored with talking about, which doesn't leave much left over except talking about why I'm not talking about things.
Did you get all that? There will be a quiz.
So, just for my own entertainment, I offer a little challenge. Reply in the comments here, and in my next posts I will make up three lies about you, some of which may be slanderous, some of which may be PG 13, and none of which will look good on your resume (although you can try it if you want).
Consider it a little Holiday gift.