Thursday, June 21, 2007

Yet SOMETHING ELSE about which to worry

This never occurred to me, I swear. Wrinkles, pimples, undereye bags and dark circles, saggy chin, even spots on my face and neck (when I was 12, they were freckles. At 42, they are age spots and EVIL, requiring a cream.) Granny armflaps, thunderthighs, bedonkbedonk butt, hammer toe -- ok, all are afflictions that create a less than lovely aesthetic effect. I'm on it, I'm paying attention. Grey hair, leg hair, armpit hair -- ok, ok, I get it.

But...sagging EARLOBES?

Well, at least there is a solution, thanks to the miracle of Weird Stuff You See Advertised on TV.

As dog as my witness, I'll never go saggy again!

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