Why did no one tell me about Accordion Guy before this? Why are you guys holding out on me? If it wasn't for pure random chance, I'd still be in hellish ignorance and not laughing half as hard as I should. Have you read some of his brain droppings? This stuff is pure Wile E. Coyote grade GEEEENEEEOOOUUUUUUSSS! (genius, to those of you who can't read typo).
(stolen blatantly because it's just that good)
That one is for you, Scott. Go discover the rest of his revealed wisdom.