The nice folks at Harmoni called The Husband back today. For our pain and suffering, they will either refund our money, replace the cheese, or give us a credit toward something else we want. They also wanted the lot number so they could check the rest of the cheese. I have a feeling we will go for the credit and either have dinner at their bistro or clean out another shelf in the store. Or both.
We're heading back there on Sunday -- with the cheese, of course. It's getting all slimy in the zippy bag. I try not to look at it, but I'm worried it might start...crawling.