Ol' Jeanne is blowing outside, but she hasn't turned north yet. She's still a healthy distance south -- although the trees and shrubs outside are bending and twisting in every direction and it SOUNDS terrible. We still have power (obviously) and, unless we get whammed when the storm turns north (looks like Tampa will get it this time) we should be ok.
Messy, but ok. I can handle that.
Still, my chances for fondue are low. Dammit.