Monday, December 15, 2003

Pardon, Must Bitch

Have you seen the Office Max commercial? Assorted dancers with drawn on smiles and drug flattened eyes in Office Max polos and khakis and Santa hats, holding what look like colored 3.5 disks in each hand, doing a weird elbows and knees marionette routine, accented by a fire baton twirler, some backflips, and shelves opening to reveal Santa Claus with yellow legal pads, singing "spend money at Office Max because everyone wants Post-it notes and paperclips for Christmas" to "Jingle Bells"?

I wish I hadn't. Several times.

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