For the record, I don't wear high heel shows very often. In fact, I don't think I've worn either of the two pair I own in over a year, possibly two years. And I don't own ANYTHING that could be considered High Fashion Torture devices.
You know it all started with ol' Louis XIV, don't you? There's a lot of stuff cursing modern life that started with him. Bastard.
(Link to news story stolen from Mr. Phancy)