Friday, November 07, 2003

Car Conversation

Me: "My old dog Xany was cute, though."

Him: "Yeah, especially the way he'd hump the grass in the back yard."

Me: "He wasn't humping the grass. He was scratching his belly. It's a dog thing."

Him: "Uh huh."

Me: "I bet you'd do it do if you could."

Him: "You'd be surprised how many different things a guy rubs his dick on when he's younger."

Me: "..."

Him: "You know, like , 'that feels different.' Any guy who says otherwise is lying."

Me: (long pause) "You just revealed one of the Dark Secrets of the Brotherhood, didn't you?"

Him: "Nuh uh!"

Me: "They're going to revoke your membership."

Him: "Nope. It's in the rules. You just deny everything."

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