Monday, October 27, 2003

As if there aren't enough reasons to fear employment

A catalog arrived in today's snailmail from Despair, Inc.. There's something...wonderful...about this incredibly cynical look at motivational tools and work in general. This is more Dilbert than Dilbert. A few samplings of their trademarked (yes, there's a little TM there) words of wisdom.

Burnout: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Motivational posters don't work. But our Demotivational posters don't work even better.

Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

I sense an entirely new source of holiday gift items.

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