A catalog arrived in today's snailmail from Despair, Inc.. There's something...wonderful...about this incredibly cynical look at motivational tools and work in general. This is more Dilbert than Dilbert. A few samplings of their trademarked (yes, there's a little TM there) words of wisdom.
Burnout: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Motivational posters don't work. But our Demotivational posters don't work even better.
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
I sense an entirely new source of holiday gift items.